Sad Monkey Hall Events Calendar
Monkey Magic
Experience the Magic with Sad Monkey & Kyle Groves!
Join us for an unforgettable evening as Sad Monkey teams up with local magician Kyle Groves for a night full of mystery, laughter, and jaw-dropping magic.
Bring your friends, bring your curiosity—you won’t want to miss this magical experience!
Sign Up: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/monkey-magic-tickets-1349155262709?aff=ebdssbdestsearch
Comedy Night
Comedians Wayne Morris, Tim Davies and Troy Yingst take the stage at Sad monkey hall!
WITH A SHARP WIT AND A GIFT FOR STORYTELLING, WAYNE'S COMEDY HITS HARDER THAN A PUNCHLINE AT THE PERFECT MOMENT. HE DELIVERS LAUGH-OUT-LOUD TALES THAT RESONATE FROM SMALL TOWNS TO BIG CITIES. WHETHER HE'S DIVING INTO THE UPS AND DOWNS OF RELATIONSHIPS, THE CHAOS OF PARENTING, OR THE EVERYDAY ABSURDITIES WE ALL FACE, WAYNE'S HUMOR IS SMART, RELATABLE, AND CONSISTENTLY HILARIOUS.
Tickets: https://embed.prod.simpletix.com/6c79c5c7-4a15-4da1-9752-9d7bb1cc6c7b/217066
InnovateHer
About the Event:
This event is for young women in business who are excited to learn, grow, and connect with others on a similar path. It’s our very first one, and we’re hoping to turn it into a fun and inspiring monthly meetup!
Meet Your Host:
Hello, I’m Naya Rendon—a marketing specialist and event coordinator with a passion for creating community. As a young professional, I’ve often found myself searching for spaces where I could genuinely connect with others who share similar ambitions and experiences. That’s what inspired me to launch this group: a welcoming space dedicated to support, growth, and positive energy for women navigating their professional journeys.
PINTwood Derby
Join us at Sad Monkey Mercantile and compete in our first PINTwood Derby on an official derby track! Individuals and company sponsors are invited to participate in what’s guaranteed to be a great race! Proceeds will benefit the Youth of America.
Learn more & sign up here: https://www.sadmonkeymercantile.com/derby
Fathers Day Hat Bar Workshop
Join us for a special Father’s Day Hat Workshop as we celebrate the fathers and father figures in our lives with some creativity and fun.
We’ll be decorating hats together, enjoying light snacks, and sharing laughs along the way. Whether you’re a dad, celebrating one, or just want to join in on the fun.
Sign Up: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/fathers-day-hat-bar-workshop-tickets-1364836435519?aff=ebdssbdestsearch
Build Your Own Brim
Calling all fashionistas, trendsetters, and creative queens!
Join us for a fabulous, fun filled hat decorating workshop where you can design a hat that’s as bold, bright, and beautiful as you are. From sparkles and bows to patches and gems!
Perfect for girls of all ages , no experience needed, just bring your sparkle.
All materials provided. Limited spots – don’t miss out!
Sign up: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/build-your-own-brim-tickets-1364823908049?aff=ebdssbdestsearch
Bingo
Get ready for an evening of fun and fun. Whether it’s your favorite dish, drink, or game—bring it along and share the vibe!
Ladies Night Out - Dance Work Out
💃 Ladies' Night Out: Dance Workout Edition! 🎶✨
Grab your girls and get ready to sweat, smile, and shake it!
We’re serving up a fun, upbeat hip hop combo with girly vibes and fierce feminine flair—the perfect mix of sass, strength, and style. No experience needed—just bring your energy and your besties! 💪💃
Hosted by Skyler Castro
🗓️ Date: May 24th
📍 Location: Sad Monkey Hall
🎟️ Cost: Online Tickets-$10 Door Tickets-$15
Doors Open: 5:00PM
Dance Class Starts: 5:30PM
Social Hour: 6:30PM
Doors Close: 8:00PM
Bring sneakers and non-restrictive clothing.
Sign Up: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/ladies-night-out-tickets-1350590736249?aff=oddtdtcreator
Sip and Paint
🎨🍷 You’re Invited! 🍷🎨
Join us at Sad Monkey for a fun-filled Sip & Paint event on May 24th from 1 PM to 3 PM! Relax, sip on your favorite drink, and unleash your creativity!
Doors Open at 12:30PM
Your ticket includes:
✔️ A canvas
✔️ All the supplies needed to create your masterpiece
✔️ A great time with friends!
Spaces are limited, so don’t wait! Click the link to sign up and get more details. We can’t wait to see you there!
The Funky Monkey Dance Workshop
Lace up those boots and swing by The Funky Monkey Dance Workshop! 🐒💃🕺
Here’s What’s Goin’ Down:
🎵 Get ready for toe-tappin’ tunes and funky rhythms that’ll keep you groovin’ all night!
💃 Learn fun, easy dance moves—no experience needed! Whether you're just startin’ out or you’ve got some fancy footwork, we’ve got you covered.
🕺 Hit the dance floor and show off your moves—spin, shake, and boogie with the best of 'em!
Workshop Details:
📅 Dates: May 22nd & 23rd
⏰ Schedule:
5:00 PM – Line Dance Lessons
6:00 PM – Open Dance Floor
7:00 PM – Couples Country Dance
8:00 PM – Open Dance Floor
📍 Where: Sad Monkey Hall
💰 Pricing:
$10 for Line Dancing
$20 per couple for Country Dancing
Bingo Night
Go bananas for Bingo Night
FREE TO JOIN – ALL ARE WELCOME!
Date: MAY 14
Time: 5-7PM
Location: Sad Monkey Mercantile
Get ready for a night of fun, laughter, and prizes!
No entry fee – just bring your lucky charm and good vibes.
Perfect for friends, families, and bingo lovers of all ages!
Sad Monkey Market
🎉 It’s Back – The Annual Sad Monkey Market! 🎨🍻🎶
Join us for an unforgettable celebration at the Sad Monkey Market, featuring:
✨ Talented local artists
🎶 Live music from amazing local musicians
🍺 Ice-cold beer
🍔 Delicious eats
… and plenty more surprises in store!
📅 Date: May 10th & 11th
⏰ Time: 1-5PM
📍 Location: 9800 TX-214 Canyon, TX, 79015
Participating Vendors:
Chaos Coordinator Crust Co
The 806 Cookie Momster
Let's Face It LLC
Amarillo Kettle Corn
Stitch Momsters
Mabelle’s Crafty Stuff
Regions Station
Inspire Designs
Lemongrass Spa Products
MaAdPhoLeo Candles
Julie-Ann’s Creations
All About The Macarons
Western N Wild Jade
Our Tribe Crystal Co.
Hans Creations
Naked Mannequin
Come hungry, come curious, come ready to have a great time!
Want to be a part of the fun?
To participate as a vendor, artist, or musician, contact us at Events@SadMonkeyMercantile.com — we’d love to have you join the lineup!
Sip and Paint
Sip & Paint Night at Sad Monkey Mercantile Canyon
Friday, April 25th at 6:00 PM
Grab your friends and join us for a fun, relaxing evening of painting and sipping.
🎨 No Experience Needed!
Whether you're a seasoned artist or just in it for the good time, this class is all about FUN art, not fine art.
🎟️ $35 Ticket Includes:
A pre-sketched 11x14 canvas
Acrylic paints and all painting supplies
Step-by-step guided instruction
A finished masterpiece to take home!
🥂 Food & Drinks Available for Purchase
Food and beverages are not included in the ticket price, but you're welcome to order and enjoy them while you paint. Come hungry and thirsty—supporting the Mercantile and their awesome food trailer helps make events like this possible!
📝 Please Note:
This is a pre-pay event
Tickets are nonrefundable
With at least 48 hours’ notice, we’re happy to reschedule you for a future class
Space is limited, so don’t wait to sign up!
We can’t wait to paint with you!
Yellow City Comedy Show - March 8, 2025
Join us for our second Yellow City Comedy Night at Sad Monkey Hall!
Featuring the hilarious folks from Yellow City Comedy.
Ages 21 and over with a two drink minimum.
Purchase your tickets online by clicking the gold button below.
NOTE: There are NO physical tickets for this event. Simply bring your digital email receipt to present at the event to gain admission.
Matt Ferrell & Friends Comedy Show
Join us for an evening filled with laughter and good vibes as Matt Ferrell takes the stage alongside his talented friends inside Sad Monkey Hall! Grab your friends, settle in, and prepare for a great night of laughs! As always, food and drinks will be available for purchase from The Monkey Bar inside the Mercantile.
Tickets are limited, so be sure to secure your spot for an unforgettable night of comedy!
NOTE: There will be NO physical tickets for this event. Simply bring your digital confirmation (email receipt) and present it at the door.
“Diamond & Gold - Tribute to Neil Diamond” Performance & Macaroni Joe’s Dinner
Join us for a magical evening with a performance by Diamond & Gold - A Tribute to Neil Diamond, and a delicious catered meal from Macaroni Joe's - all taking place inside Sad Monkey Hall. 10% of all proceeds will be donated to The Market on Tierra Blanca; a new food bank in Canyon, Texas.
Cocktail Hour: 6pm-7pm
Dinner catered by Macaroni Joe's is served: 7pm
Concert to follow!
Single tickets are $75 each, or buy two tickets for $140. The discount will automatically be applied during checkout.
Note: There will be no physical tickets for this event. Simply bring your digital receipt that will be emailed to you and present your phone at the door.
"Hocus Pocus" Movie Night
This Thursday, Oct. 17th, we will be showing "Hocus Pocus" inside Sad Monkey Hall on the big screen! The event is free and starts at 6:30pm, but we encourage you to arrive a little early to grab a good seat. Dinner and drinks from the Monkey Bar will be available for purchase, along with movie popcorn and movie candy inside Sad Monkey Hall.
Crossties Yoga Pop Up Class
Join us for a pop up yoga class, lead by Canyon's own Crossties Yoga! Crossties is a unique yoga studio dedicated to making this extraordinarily beneficial health practice accessible to people of all levels of fitness.
The event will begin at 11am on Saturday, September 28th at Sad Monkey Hall.
Tickets are $10 each, and don’t forget to bring your yoga mat!
Purchase your ticket(s) at the link below.
Beyond Destiny Concert
Join us as Beyond Destiny kicks off their West Texas Takeover Tour at Sad Monkey Hall!
Stag & Hen West Texas Social
You're Invited To Join Us & Get Inspired for the Ultimate Texas-Style Joined BACHELOR -BACHELORETTE Party Inspo Expo. Get ready to experience the charm of these fantastic vendors at this exclusive open to the public event.
The Rhinestone Teardrops Tour
Performances by Reilly Downes and Molly Brandt will be held in the Sad Monkey Hall beginning at 7pm. The bar will be open as well as the food truck on site. Get here early to reserve your seat, and order at the truck if you’re hungry.
Molly Brandt 7pm-8pm
Reilly Downes 8:30pm-9:30pm
Yellow City Comedy Show
Join us for our first Comedy Night at Sad Monkey Hall!
Featuring the hilarious folks from Yellow City Comedy.
Ages 21 and over with a two drink minimum.
Purchase your tickets online here:
Super Bowl LVIII Viewing Party
We will projecting the 49ers vs Chiefs game from our brand new 4k projector onto a 180” (diagonal) screen! We will have tables and chairs set up in the Hall, some wine and 4 beers on tap, the regular menu inside the Mercantile at the Monkey Bar, Cornhole on the patio, and guest food trucks. Details are as follows …
Time: 5:30pm until the game is over
Guest Food Trucks (till 7pm):
Taqueria MTZ
Martha’s Minis
Gospel Lunch - 10/15/23
Our Sad Monkey Gospel Brunch is back by popular demand! October 15th we’ll have music provided by the always incredible Bomb City Bluegrass along with some “church potluck style food” (pot roast, chicken fried steak and some great sides).
The service is free as always but if you’d like to grab a bite, meal tickets are $15 for adults and $5 kids. WTAMU/AC students eat for free!
The service/meal will begin at noon along with a short service by our favorite Pastor Kim Talley. Hope to see you there!
Gospel Lunch - 09/10/23
We will have foot-stomping, sing-along Gospel music featuring Andy Chase and Company and a delicious home-cooked meal for purchase.
The brunch will be a non-denominational gathering where ALL are welcome. Guest speakers, Kim Talley (from Canyon Missional Community) and Will Esler (from Westminster Presbyterian) will wrap up the service with a short message of encouragement.
Service starts at 12pm and is FREE for everyone.
Tickets for a hot meal of fried chicken and home cooked sides (following the service) will cost $17 for adults, and $8 for children 12 years and under.
Sip & See Wedding Vendor Open House
Come and meet local wedding vendors, socialize, and book your next event! The event is free to the public and will include complimentary snacks and champagne.
Market at the Monkey
Join us for our first Market at the Monkey! Local vendors will set up in Sad Monkey Hall to display their goods and services alongside guest food trucks, cornhole, and live music.
Gospel Brunch
Please join us Sunday, August 13th, for our first ever Gospel Brunch at Sad Monkey Hall!
We will have foot-stomping, sing-along Gospel music featuring Andy Chase and Company and a delicious home-cooked meal for purchase.
The brunch will be a non-denominational gathering where ALL are welcome. Guest speaker, Kim Talley, from Canyon Missional Community will wrap up the service with a short message of encouragement.
Service starts at 11am and is FREE for everyone.
Tickets for a hot meal (following the service) will cost $20 for adults, and $10 for children 12 years and under.
Makin’ the Sad Monkey Glad on Sunday Morning!
Perryton/Matador Fundraiser
Join us for a performance by Canyon High School’s head football coach, Todd Winfrey. $10 cover charge at the door and all ticket sales and donations at the event will go to the tornado relief efforts for the towns of Perryton and Matador, TX. See you there!
